You never see the hard days in a photo album...but those are the ones that get you from one happy snapshot to the next.

A very warm welcome to my thoughts and opinions. These lyrics from Megadeth's Peace Sells resonate with me. What do you mean, "I can't get to work on time"? I got nothing better to do And, what do you mean, "I don't pay my bills"? Why do you think I'm broke? Huh? What do you mean, "I hurt your feelings"? I didn't know you had any feelings. What do you mean, "I ain't kind"? I'm just not your kind.

me.

I have a penchant for sweet delights be it chocolate lava cakes or eye candy in my favorite tv show. I adore being a couch potato and my recent addiction is NCIS and The Big Bang Theory.

2:52 AM

Sunday, March 06, 2005

I wrote an entry but it fuckin disappeared, so I'll give u a snippet of one of my fav webbies. =)
Three of my fav columinsts are Mr Brown, Neil Humpreys & Colin Goh. Notice that all three men put their wife on a pedestal till u wanna meet 'em and are incredibly witty & downright hilarious! brilliant writing. if i had a 10th of their talent...woo...

anyway colin goh, who writes for the ST as well, initially from the famed talkingcock webbie. where my current snippet comes from...so enjoy ladies & gents. esp for singaporeans. those who dun get certain lingo click on the webbie at the bottom, there's a section which explains it.

Top Ways to Beat the Heat Without an Air Con

1. Go and wash your car. Sure rain shortly after that.

2. Try to buaya a supermodel. She'll give you the cold shoulder.

3. Go to 7-11 and buy a Slurpee and drink it real fast. You will kena brain freeze.

4. The same effect can be achieved by watching any MediaCock channel.

5. Go to the Jurong Bird Park and get a lap dance from a penguin.

6. Drink lots of beer. It may warm you up even more, but then you won't notice after a while.

7. Go and surf the Young PAP website. It will chill you to the bone.

8. Go to Geylang and ask a China mei mei how much for a blow job, then offer $2 for her to just blow the hot air away from you.

9. Go and kachau the Gahmen and let the ISD give you the Air-Con Treatment.

10. Use a very big stick. (Okay, so that was si beh corny, but who can think properly in such hot weather?)

11. Stand in Moses Lim's shadow.

12. Get hit by a car. Enjoy the breeze as you fly through the air.

13. Become a Minister. Earn a million bucks to buy yourself a tok kong fan.

14. Join the PAP. Enjoy the frosty glare of your friends.

15. Apply for a permit to conduct a political demonstration. If it's granted, even hell will freeze over.

Taken from :
http://www.talkingcock.com/html/article.php?sid=1640&mode=thread&order=0