Saturday, July 31, 2004
music: dip it low (remix feat fabulous) by samantha mumbawatched along came polly which wasn't all that. predictable n GROSS humor. exactly like something like mary which i hated! ugh. distasteful. onli good thing? jennifer aniston has a great ass n looks good.
laws of attraction is much better in my opinion. pretty witty n juz feel good. guess it gives u hope abt commitment which is pretty much crap in my opinion. oh well.
oh n i watched "she's out of control" on channel i...man dat was like fuckin funny. abt a dad who can't accept his daughter is growing up...starring tony danza (who's the boss)
posted @ 11:52 PM
Tuesday, July 27, 2004
yesterday was a good day i watched dirty dancing 2 (havana nights). DAMN it made me wanna go clubbin soooooo bad. plus that latino guy fuckin cute. nice olive skin. nice pecs...*swoonz*
den i watched enemy of the state again on channel 5. will smith cannot be denied.
den i watched "i, robot" which one of my frens told me to look out for the shower scene coz will smith has a really nice ass which he does by the way & realli realli nice pecs.
i adore these lines from the movie
will smith aka spooner
" AACHOO! I'm sorry I'm allergic to bullshit."
or this other line
"Look this relationship ain't gonna work. I'm black. Your a cat. I'm not gonna be hurt again."
WAHAHAHAHA!!
speaking of nice asses. for the first time in my 20 years i think i have a crush on my lecturer. he's cute in this realli geeky way like seth green or sth. AND he has a REALLI tight ass. its true!! u don't see guys having good asses in singapore no sirree. he's american (of course, the land where guys actualli have a chance of having a gr8 ass) only problem is... HE'S BORING!!!!! damn so dat juz takes the fun outta the crush doesn't it? oh well guess u either have a gr8 ass or no personality. oh wait den again we always have will smith to bank on. *winks*
posted @ 8:24 PM
Sunday, July 25, 2004
people beeg beeg news
Sex and the City Premeire
held at
ROUGE (opp specialist centre)
10 pm
18th august (wednesday)
*courtesy of melyssa teng*
NOW who wants to go with me??!! coz i'm goin with or without ya...who cares if i've already watched SATC many times. I STILL LURVEEEEEEEE it!!
c'me on hands up who wants to go?? after dat if the music sux we shall head on to phuture for a full on night of partyinnnnng!! man i'm pumped!
posted @ 4:26 PM
Saturday, July 24, 2004
music: the butterfly collector by garbagei'm losin track of time. i actualli thot it was sunday today. *rolls eyes* lookin forward to gilmore n all dat i realised dat wait a min i have nothin to look forward today. damn...since when did saturdays get so damn boring...ugh.
pet peeve #1:
Why are 3/4 of Singaporeans unable to distinguish between 'slang' and 'accent'??are u guys realli dat DUMB ASS? ok its WRONG to say "gosh u have such a fake slang"its juz REALLI off. alrighty? it gets my goat. pardon moi for being a stickler.
slangrefers to colluquialisms. generally used by people in the same geographic region or by those who belong to the same ethnic group or who share sth in common so that others in general WILL not understand it. like for instance "that's phat"--> phat refers to 'cool' its slang"kiasu la u"--> again slang"piangz damn sian"--> again SLANG
GEDDIT???
accentrefers to the manner in which u speak so that people can identify which geographic region u come from
the same word for instance "country" said by a singaporean, american & someone from britain is said with a particular accent which can be identified easily. actualli u can even identify which part of britain or the US the person comes from if u are well versed in identifyin accents.
BUT no of course singaporeans gotta mix up THIS simple shit.wat reminded me of this pet peeve of mine? malaysian paper "the star". apparently malaysians can't tell the diff either so someone wrote in to gripe abt it. AMEN to u babe.we may be distanced by the causeway but sum things we share.
first time reading the m'sian paper n surprise surprise its actualli pretty good. there was this article abt "chemically castration for serial rapists". I SUPPORT this!! its actualli reversible for those who truly repent. CASTRATION FOR BASTARDS!! WOOHOO!!*holds picket n runs to the white house*
oh wait i ain't american. its alreadi been passed in the state of california. singapore are u listening? but then again we always have the 'hanging' method to rely on. watever it is. sexual offenders SHOULD BE SEVERELY punished. no second chances for not being able to keep it in your damn ass pants. den again women shouldn't use this n cry wolf. dun abuse this man. u could realli ruin a person's life.
ok too many opinions. not enuf time to air them all. i'm friggin bored.
posted @ 12:34 PM
Friday, July 23, 2004
well after the food poisonin ep u would think everythin would fine n dandy. NOOOO. its in the fuckin stars to screw up mel's life. den i get mind numbing cramps dat i had to get extra strong pills. no ain't talkin pathetic panadol mentrual. ONE DAY I WILL SCREAM so loud someone will hear me. wats the point of the US-SG FTA? BRING OVER MIDOL, ADVIL etc etc...c'me on ppl geez i dun care for ur pathetic ass nicotine gum. if ppl wanna smoke they gonna savor the taste of smoke not gum. dun be a dumb ass. and those new pics on cig packs ain't helpin either. gimme a break.rouge was havin free entry for ladies tonite. r&b. ARGH fuck it. fuckin cramps. fuck fuck fuck.
grump de la grump has arrived, steer clear ladies & gents.
anyway i have nothin particular to say juz updated coz one of my frens complained dat i didn't update..haha...cute gal.
oh yea i got 4 invites for this http://www.sms.ac thingy so i went there outta curiousity. n signed up. n i find it quite ridiculously dumb/lame/waste of time like frenster *rolls eyes*
oh well i'm urbanjade84 juz in case anyone wants to use dat damn sms.ac to sms me...which is dumb coz i alreadi have free sms with my phone plan...geez...mel is lame. pardon moi.
july is a real downer. hopefully august comes soon. together with some moolah. the guilt of owin ppl money is gettin to me...
oh n guess wat the light in my room blew & i thot it might be another blackout till i looked outta my room. phew.
posted @ 10:10 PM
Wednesday, July 21, 2004
the last time i went thru this kinda hell spewing stuff verbally n anally was when i had gastric flu & i thot that was hell. well when u wake up at 3am to begin an onslaught of pukin n hellhole diarrhea it realli is worse. all coz of that damn sausage i ate for dinner. DAMMIT.when i woke up in the mornin n realise my parents were missin i couldn't take it n i called them to back n bring me to the docs. i was given medication n ordered not to eat anything onli fluids. n she told me to drink 100 plus in small sips. no big gulps. coz even when i drink water or tea i throw up. its terrible. i got so scared coz juz yesterday char(my colleague) told me that she got food poisonin n ended up in the hospital. damn dat scared the shit outta me ( damn it can be used literally as well. sorry to be graphic)
anyway i'm wallowin in my misery. i shld be at work gettin more money. dammit.
posted @ 1:52 PM
Monday, July 19, 2004
spiderman 2 is pretty good. 2 gripes.one kirsten dunst doesn't look good in the movie. her hair is all stringy. gross.
second why the fuck is movie filled with moronic women screamin all the time. hey ppl its loud n shrill. SHUT THE FUCK UP. geez.
mean girls...well its ok i guess. lindsay lohan is pretty. but the movie is ...not worth watchin in the theatres. but i think spidey is definitely worth it!
today was basically catchin up with videos day. watched some sex & the city eps today... i realized more n more i think alot of times i'm like carrie. shit...minus the fashionable, hot, decent boobs n good butt part...haha...
qns she asked which made me think
is sex EVER safe? --hmmm guess not. if not for the physical "dangers"? is that the word to be used? well its emotionally scary as well coz it takes the relationship to a whole new level. of course both can exist without the other. anyway i digress.
is the opposite sex becomin obsolete as genders continue to evolve and take traits 'belongin' to the other? --thats a very interesting thought n i guess i never realli thot abt it that way.
n of course my fav ep with charlotte being kissed by a real lousy kisser. well not kissed she was more like licked. i agree with samantha hands down. gotta dump a guy who can't kiss. big fan of guys who kiss on the first date. that way u can tell if he sucks he's gone. there's no chemistry, he's gone. wats the point of goin on & on n then realising later he can't fulfill ur physical needs in a relationship? u might as well have a best fren not a boyfren or a date rite?
den again i'm not exactly brimmin with compassion or tolerance etc. so hey that's juz wat i believe.
posted @ 1:29 AM
Sunday, July 18, 2004
today was juz gawd darn AWESOME. loved it. oh wait i mean saturday, 17th july 2004 was gawd darn awesome. =) ok it started off like fuck with the exams n finding out that everyones assignment min 46-50 pages n smart ass mel who did it in one day wat others took 2 weeks to complete did 11 pages. YES. can u see my fate resting in the bottomless abyss? well i can. my mom is SO gonna bbq me to death.anyway we went to celebrate lao sim's bdae!! she's OLD now. wahahaha woman ur old JUZ LIKE ME. ooooooh i like. we went to eat at wildfire at suntec. nice ambience. good pizza. good kebab. good pasta. good food. not awesome or anything but good. delectable.
DEN we went to Pan Pacific Hotel. lovely red wine. peanuts. good ol' beeg fat fries. sinful choc cake. wonderful company which cannot be found easily or as far as i'm concerned anywhere. havin fun as usual with the ol' gang. comfort & humor two things which i find easily with them. anyway we had sth interestin happen to us. another table "secret" ppl ordered another round of drinks for us on them. AWESOMEEE. so make that TWO glasses of wine. yes i adore wine. i admit. BUT i'm not an alcoholic. REALLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIII!!!! anyway had alot of fun...its been a long time since we hung out all of us. we need to take a PIC together u guys....*tsk tsk*
posted @ 2:27 AM
Wednesday, July 14, 2004
well i finally got off my beeg fat stinky (ok i lie it smells like sugar & spice n all things nice wahahhaa) arse n tackled my laundry pile which was about to conquer my entire house or kill me under its weight. damn i have ALOT of laundry.yes by now all of u should know the extent of my laziness. which means i couldn't be bothered abt it till i realised i was running outta clean underwear. yea yea i know information overload. SORRIEE!
ok i feel the spunk etc comin back coz of an unexpected ending yesterday which gave me some sort of closure coupled with some retail therapy courtesy of my colleagues. *yodles "ITS ALL COMING BACK TO ME NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"* i apologize for my inane nonsense but celine dion sprang a surprise visit on me.
anyway i bought my very first pink slippers. from xodus. those who know me well will know i tend to shy away from here comes the dreaded word ...COLOURS. well char one of my frens n currently colleague as well as dear ol' jiaying have banned me from my safety zone of black & white. poor me. i can't help it. being incredibly lazy black n white goes with anything n everything no need to wonder whether i look like a moron. haha my mom loves the slippers n well i like it too can't wait to wear it. i'm tryin to figure how to match it so i dun look like a mega moron.
anyway swipin is bad. i've decided i should never get a credit card. juz saw my bank balance n i'm seriously screwed. haha its ok i'll deal with crap later. rite now i shall revel in the after effects of retail therapy. woohoo...
yes ppl i haven't started my assignment or studyin yet. i'm goin str8 to hell. i know it. I WILL start aite...i will...tonite. dammit mel get off ur beeg fat stinky arse! (see i'm reprimandin myself i won't let myself get away with such awful behavior!)
music: another night by real mccoy
posted @ 10:19 PM
Tuesday, July 13, 2004
music: one fine day~the offspringweiying my good ol' fren came over the other day n has since influenced to go back to my downloading days. but the fact that i managed to hold out this long is amazing. so back to annoying pop-ups etc. for the price of? unlimited songs. THE FULL SONG mind you. anyway recommended download client would "ARES" which is wat i'm using now. i like it. its pretty good. onli thing is probably coz i got greedy an am downloading too much shit that my browser lags like hell!!
i'm pretty happy that i've got a part-time job now. juz as a telemarketer. first time being one. but its fun i enjoy hanging out with the ppl i work with so it doesn't feel like work at all! so this means i'll be able to pay everyone back by next month! woohoo. no more debts. thats good n all but the workin time is kinda cutting into my assignment time plus the exam is drawing nearer n i'm starting to freak out coz i (as usual) know diddly squat.
n yest after work i hung out with dear ol' jiaying. felt good to talk to someone after a while. but i indulged in gluttony yest!! after chicken rice & haagen daz went to ichiban boshi to fulfill my soft shell crab craving. HELP. i'm seriously broke. waiting for my pay is no easy feat. den again 3/4 of that money is not mine!!
*curses*
anyway it feels realli good to have contact with humans after puttin myself in recluse mode for so long. it realli feels good. thanks u guys! for hanging out with me & stuff...=)
now anyone have any idea wat company i can use for my advertising campaign plan? dammit i need one asap!!!
posted @ 10:48 AM
Thursday, July 08, 2004
i was watching this korean movie yest "marriage is a crazy thing" i could realli relate to it. pretty freaky.personally i don't believe in marriage. its a sham. juz a legal piece of paper that binds two ppl together in today's context. its been degraded as time goes on. look at celebrities they have abused the sanctity of marriage. its no longer "the end" "the one" or "it". its juz one of the many in the queue.
in singapore its more of i wanna HDB flat etc or i wan to SHUT MY PARENTS UP!! ( which i seriously do...very annoying get off my back aite. or should i saw PARENT. argh. ) my personal life is my business not the entire friggin family's n psychotic strangers.
in the movie this woman was dating a guy who didn't believe in marriage aka commitment so she married a doctor (rich stable guy) n had continued dating the guy who gave her the passion she needed. so wats the point of marriage den? i mean adultery is obviously viewed as sth "everyone does". i'm sorry but it sickens me n disgusts me. i'm not saying i can commit to one person for the rest of life. it must be HELLUVA boring & annoying!
but wat abt those vows u make in church? "in sickness n in health, for richer or poorer till death to us part"? probably thinkin abt it more after my cousin's weddin. its interestin how they dated for SEVEN years. damn dats fuckin helluva long. its probably a clash of reality n the ideology of marriage. but its realli CRAZY.
why do guys date a gal exclusively if they gonna cheat on her? why not juz say ur playing the field? the same way why do guy propose to a gal if all u gonna do is commit adultery? the same goes for women? in today's society is one person sufficient to fulfill our needs? physically & emotionally? should we choose stability over passion? can the both even coexist? but doesn't passion fade with time? n den wat are we left with? emptiness? maybe bigamy isn't such a bad idea. i mean we are quick to condemn coz it seems so wrong perhaps we should be entitled to have more den one husband/wife. one to satisfy us emotionally n another to satisfy us physically?
marriage isn't for everyone. i certainly doubt its for me. probably why i dun believe in "pre-marital" sex which shocked my fren. who asked me abt it...=)
why am i skeptical about marriage? coz i've seen alot of crap which i believe is juz pure ol' SHIT. but den again as much to admit it, at my cousin's weddin i suppose i was swept away but dat one night of 'magic'...but when reality comes crashin down on ya its gonna come crashin REAL hard.
like they say marriage is a SENTENCE. (as in jail sentence) a priest said dat once i almost died laughing. of course he had to say dat its all a good thing in the end otherwise the couple getting married would have been in trouble wouldn't they? *winks*
posted @ 9:51 PM
Tuesday, July 06, 2004
oasis is truly an awesome band.anyway, i have some grouses (as usual i know). i went to sentosa recently. with my parents of all ppl. n i gotta say I HATED IT with every ounce of my being.
the last i went there was in pri/sec sch i can't friggin remember. either for history or social studies...anyone remember?? i hated it den, n i hate it now.
the beaches "siloso" and "palawan" wat the fuck or some other one called "tanjong beach" its all fuck man seriously. how can anyone enjoy sentosa? its a fuckin rip off. every thing costs a bomb. dolphin lagoon/images of singapore etc...its nuts u can easily spend more den a hundred juz goin there. the thing these "sights" are LAME. *rolls eyes*
ok i'm gonna come off as a prissy prat but i probably am, so piss off. havin been to damai beach (indo if i'm not wrong), goldcoast (down under) etc etc i think our beaches are SPASTIC. do not ask me to ever spastico sentosa or watever the hell "beach"
ITS NOT A BEACH.
waves? HAHAHAA ur kiddin me. those aren't waves. they are ripples man...so bloody lame.
i wanna go to the carribbean or hawaii. THOSE are beaches ppl. plz do not let propaganda blind u senseless. open ur eyes.
there isn't anything in sentosa besides the friggin hot sun n totally chao da-ed me!! argh. as u can see i'm not a great fan of the sun in excess. i stopped swimmin in abt pri or early sec sch days coz of the sun. i was so damn dark dat my parents n all my relatives kept askin me "wats wrong with u?" i hated it. became so damn conscious. dat signified the end of my "sporting arena" haha. anyway fair ppl who are tanned look HOT. dark ppl who are 'tanned' look BURNT or juz DARKER. it doesn't make u look hot. so yea watever.
but alot of ppl with awesome bodies in sentosa but the face is another matter altogether. all in all no hunks. so a coupla cuties but had a gal taggin along beside them. how disappointing. bleah.
not cute guys. boring. nothing to do. scorchin hot.
sentosa still sucks after all these years. lame ass.
posted @ 11:09 PM
Monday, July 05, 2004
dammit roger federer (swiss) won the men's finals wimbledon 2004.i was rooting for andy roddick. power shots man. alot of aggression. *whistles* manly man...unfortunately he probably used too much power early on.
only managed to catch half of the first set n den it was interrupted by the rain so they started showin the women's doubles. during which i got bored. n den the next thing i know its the next day n federer won. kanina.
the americans LOST both for the women's & men's!! argh. terrible terrible...disgraceful 4th of july.
posted @ 8:34 PM
Saturday, July 03, 2004
http://www.santabanta.com/gallery1.asp?mid1=7174maria sharapov won wimbledon 2004!
damn she realli made serena williams kowtow to her...realli good. plus she's DAMN hot! awesome body...nice n lean n toned...women's tennis realli rocks man...
posted @ 10:42 PM
ok i realli screwed up big time. the exam qns were handed on a silver platter of course, i didn't realise our lecturer was so darn lazy to actualli do sth so ridiculous. n i bet everyone in my class is probably gonna score well. i'll be realli thankful i friggin pass the damn paper. ARGH. so frustrated. how could i BE SO DAMN STUPID?? i'm not gonna let ridiculous shit get under my skin again. now would be a realli good time to go to the sea n SCREAM like there's no tml. stupid stupid stupid mel.
i was supposed to go out today n i was so damn tired i fell asleep the moment i came back home. sorry dear jiaying! i promise to go out with u k?
n i'm real darn broke rite now so if anyone has ANY lobang...seriously ANY lobang let me know k?
oh man i wanna watch spiderman 2, windstruck & the whole ten yards...ARGHHHHh.
no moolah...anyone wanna be my accomplice n let's rob DBS or OCBC? deal? no deal? dammit...
if onli we could get money rite from computers? the shld pay us for using it rite? i mean after all we do help the internet thrive...
n i continue to live in laa laa land...
posted @ 9:42 PM
Friday, July 02, 2004
yeahhhh i finally finished both my assignments.BOOO to my horrendous time management n lack of seld discipline!
thanks to my idiotic nature i have let see...ONE DAY to study for exam which i gotta cram for. somehow i gotta stuff 2 textbooks worth of knowledge into my pea-brain.
oh i'm SO gonna flunk this module.
posted @ 2:47 AM
